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1) "Knowledge is the food of the soul." Plato
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2) "A man's worth is no greater than his ambitions." Marcus Aurelius
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3) "Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world." Nelson Mandela
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4) "Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do." Leonardo da Vinci
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5) "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we hit it." Michelangelo
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1) Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.
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2) "My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game." Bill Dwyer
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3) Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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4) I just bought a new vocabulary tape. It's really, really, really good."
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5) Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here." The other one replies "Holy shit!... It's a talking muffin"
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